Fan Fiction Hell: Perfect Love Story Part 5

Warning: This fanfiction contains mushy crap, Mac and Cheese, obsession, desperation, Fanfiction Hell is not for everyone especially if one cant handle insane amounts of stupidity.

It was a beautiful evening. Justin and I walked down to the local lookout to watch the sunset, just like in the movies. I was wearing some sexy black dress which did my figure wonders.

Ashleigh: I can't believe we aren't done with this....
Lilith: You and me both
Sarah: This is why I should never leave you alone!
Catherine: I tried to stop her honest
Lilith: Well you didn't do a good job!

Justin put his arm around me, like I expected he would. The sky was filled with all shades of hot pink and yellow. After the sun went down it got kind of cold so we went back to the house becuse we forgot to bring sweaters.

Lilith: And she's psychic again!!
Sarah: Must they really take my cheating death again!?
Catherine: I guess so. And why did they forget their sweaters?
Ashleigh: Because they didn't check the weather before leaving the house?
Lilith: Why are we bringing logic into this?
Ashleigh and Catherine: Good point.

When we got home Patti and Mom were so worried! "Where were you?" hissed Patti. "Moommm I was just spending time with Krystabel" whined Justin. "JUSTIN DREW BIEBER YOU MISSED DINNER."

Sarah: And of course Justin sounds like a whiney bitch
Ashleigh: Wasn't he always like that?
Lilith: Don't they have cell phones!?
Catherine: Well then there's stupidity either way

"Sorry mom, i wont take Krystabel out so late again." Justin apologized in his melodic voice. Patti forgave him and then we snacked on some mac n cheese because we missed dinner.

Catherine: I can't help but not believe a word he says
Lilith: Who the hell could blame you!?
Ashleigh: And really? They wouldent save anything for you? Puh-lease!
Sarah: and how could she forgive you so easily!? Normally a parent would ground you for a week for doing that
Ashleigh: *putting her earbuds in* Just a couple of sues. *turns her music on*

Later, Patti sat down with us as we ate. "I know you two have been getting pretty close lately, so I just want you to know if you 'need' anything feel free to ask me" she said with a sly smirk. I couldn't believe how cool Patti was being, it was like she was finally accepting the next step in me and Justins relationsip.

Ashleigh:*takes a bud out* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! Pause! ♬Wait a minute!♫ ♪♫Oh my~ Mr. DJ would you rewind~♩♬ What the hell!?
Sarah: How would she know if you never told her that you and your bofriend were taking things further?
Lilith: They come from a long line of mind readers
Catherine: That's just cold reading. Everyone knows Sarah is the one with true cheating death
Sarah: Which I hate!!

Patti and Mom went to bed around an hour later. Mom decided that Justin and I were no longer allowed to share a bed at night. This made me sad because we hate being apart.

Catherine: Um only to prevent anything bad that you would regret later from happening! That's what parents do! They try to prevent their kids from making stupid mistakes! And about being apart for too long? Grow up your still in the same house!
Lilith: Now if only the same went for little Ash here
Ashleigh: Okay the scooter ride down the hill of flaming, screaming death aka Britanny Point was your fault
Sarah: But it was fun for a time right
Ashleigh: I could have broken something!
Lilith: Ah!~ But you didn't~

Our bodies need to be close in order to suvive. Hadnt she learnt anything from when i almost bled to death from sadness??? But tonight was different, Justin offered to sneak into my room.

Ashleigh: Okay this is sounding more and more like Sweep and it's making me sick!
Catherine: And please that scene where she 'almost died' was a little over dramatic
Lilith: Your right. She would have passed out from the loss of blood it wouldent be pouring out of her eyes like it did.
Sarah: And why the hell would he offer to sneak into your room!? That's definitely not creepy at all!
Ashleigh: Nope completely normal.

It was around midnight when he finally came in. He was wearing some red, oriental robe with black socks, he looked delicious.

Ashleigh:...You sir don't deserve that robe!*takes it away* I shall now return it to its rightful owner. TO YAO!! *runs off*
Sarah: *sighs* Well she took it a little better then I expected
Lilith: Yeah I would think that she would go Juri Han on Justin's ass for having that.
Catherine: Huh?

"Whered you get the sexy robe from?" I wondered outload. "LOL! I stole it from a chinese merchant!!" Justin chortled with a ironic smirk. He is such a sweetheart.

Ashleigh:*comes back from Yao's house* Alright what did I mi-...what? *growls demonically*
Lilith: Oh shit...EVERYONE RUN THE SLEEPING DRAGON'S AWAKE!! *grabs Catherine and Sarah and runs away*
Sarah: Man I never get to see any of the good stuff!
Catherine: I'm confused
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The moonlight shone through my window, gently illuminating his sweet face. He climbed into my bed without hesitating, we both knew what was about to happen. He stared into my eyes.

Ashleigh:*in isolation covered in blood*
Catherine: That was really scary! Her eyes were black and souless like doll's eyes *shudders*
Sarah: I've never seen her so pissed.
Lilith: Yeah and you thought my rage was bad!
Catherine: Uh oh. Um guys?
Lilith and Sarah: Yeah?
Catherine: I think we may need barf bags...

"I want to be a part of you. Plz give me the gift of your pure virgin core so that I can release my seed into your flowerpot".

Sarah:...What the fuck?
Lilith: I think that was to coax her into having sex with him...
Catherine: They haven't known eachother that long! When you move quickly in a relationship it falls to pieces!
Ashleigh: *wiping the blood off her hands as she walks out of isolation* Proves he only wants her body
Catherine: Eep! U-Um Ashleigh are you alright? Are you calm now?
Ashleigh: Uh yeah or I woulden't have been let out of isolation.

"Okay Justin!" I roared with enthuisiasm. "Lets go!" Justin giggled with delite. He didnt need to know that i was only ½ virgin. I tore his robe to shreds with my purple acrylic nails. "Hey! it was hard work stealing that!" Justin whined.

Catherine: You can't be a half virgin. You either are a virgin or you're not you can't have it both ways!
Ashleigh: I think it's her way of lying to herself because she knows she's a slut but is in denial about it
Sarah: Sounds about right to me. I mean why else would she be so eager to sleep with him?
Lilith: Because she's desprate maybe?
Ashleigh:*face palms* I'm seriously not drunk enough for this...
Catherine: But you're sober
Ashleigh: That's the problem

I knelt down in front of Justin and i began to gnaw on his dick with my retainer. "OOOOOHH OHH OHHH!!! THAT FEELS LIKE HEVEN!!!!!!! SOOOO GOOD! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" All of a sudden, there was a explosion of Justins manjuice into my mouth.

Lilith: your kidding? You did what!?
Ashleigh: I don't think your supposed to do that when you give a guy a blowjob.
Lilith: Trust me your not.
Catherine: Should I cover my ears and eyes again
Sarah: No Catherine you don't have to. It's way too stupid to do anything to you and man juice? Really now!?

Like a volcanic erruption. "UHUHUHUHUHHH UH UUHHHH OOOOOOHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" I felt Justins mancarrot quiver against my tonsils as the last of his juice squirted down my throat. Yummy! It tasted like sugarplum milk. "OHHHHHH. YES! Thanx for that Krystabel! Your mouth is a machine, so good!!!!!" Justin applauded me.

Lilith: And wow a two pump chump no surprise there
Ashleigh: Isn't it normal for a guy to be that way his first time?
Lilith: And yeah depends if he was trianed right
Sarah: *laughing her ass off* M-Man c-carrot! S-She s-said man carrot!!
Catherine: How is her mouth like a machine? And why is he applauding her?

"Thats fine sexy," I blushed "But we still have to actually, you know.... do it!!!!"

All four: MOVING A LITTLE FAST DON'T YOU THINK!?
Ashleigh: And she say's she's not easy
Lilith: All the more proof that deadbeat dad was right
Sarah: Well of course he was right and he had the right idea
Catherine: Yes he did as a wise woman once said he is the true hero of this story!

"Oh right!" Justin rememberred, his mind was obviously still focussing on that bewildering orgasm. "Okay, lets do it!" Justin sat on top of me with his ass against my stomach.

Lilith: Kinda durped didn't you Justin!?
Ashleigh: What is he trying to acomplish by sitting on her!?
Sarah: Obviously he doesent know how to have sex
Lilith: Even when he was talking all that good shit a second ago?
Catherine: Probably not...

Ummmmm.... I dont know what the crap he is trying to do!!!! He leant foward and tried to manuver his limp penis into my hole, except he leant to far foward and he fell flat on his face on my silky bed!

Lilith: He cant really do that when he's sitting on you!!
Sarah: Why do you think he fell?
Lilith: Good point
Ashleigh: Are we done with this piece of crap yet!?
Catherine: All most.

"OOOOF!!!! Ouch! Sorry babe, thats all i can do tonight!" Justin hollered as he bolted tastelessly out of my room! What the crap just happend????????

Lilith: He realized he was making a mistake and left your ass!!
Ashleigh: For the love of sweet baby Jeasus are we done now!?
Sarah: I hope so and where's my tea!?
Ashleigh:*sends in a truck load of tea* There better?
Sarah: Yes!
Lilith: I swear to the gods above and the demons below if there are any more of this HEADS WILL ROLL!!
Catherine: But at least we took care of this quickly and easily.
Lilith: Yeah I guess so.